A Simple Guide to Improving Your Backhand

No, it isn’t about tennis. But you can improve your game. This little book, saccarhin sweet on the outside, full of venom on the inside, is the place for you to record those little digs, jabs and full on insults usually delivered in a ‘butter wouldn’t melt’ tone of voice.

I want your best, and worst, backhanded compliments. Feel free to use famous quotes (but stay away from Winston Churchill – they’re getting a bit old.) Feel free to expand and tell stories to put things into context and feel free to re-write history so that you can say the perfect thing at the right moment.

Oh, and by the way, I love the shirt you’re wearing. It makes you look so much thinner!

Please mail me clair_rigby (UK) when the Journal is complete (or it it gets a bit stuck along the way) and I will mooch it back from you. Now, get stuck in with the crayons!

-Clair

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